BizDick.com? WHY?!?!

We‘re seeing this tossed around a lot by B-level (C? D?) influencers. Now, it’s a badge of honor to get cancelled – and people are going out of their ways to get that badge. And it’s fucking STUPID.

I build brands.

Real brands.

I also build a whole lot of really stupid brands – to make a point…

If I can build and design a convincing argument for why you’d want to boycott soup – imagine what we could do with YOUR brand? You know – a brand that actually means something and has something to offer?

How about a chaps n’ cigars dominatrix branding house? A brand that sells spiritual merch? Fake marketing? A urine-based beverage?

Sure – it’s a lot of nonsense, but it’s also a great exercise in building brands, websites, graphics and developing a crystal clear (if a little crazy) message.

You know what they say* – If you’re not using your branding muscles, you lose them.

So – BizDick. It’s where I use my muscles, make myself laugh and show off a bit of what I can do for YOU.

It’s a joke. But it’s no joke.

Go check it out. When you’re ready to get real with YOUR brand, let’s talk.

Penises optional.
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*Nobody says that.