Excruciating Minutiae Concerning Your Favorite Uncle,
The World-Wide Conspiracy & K-Pop Superstar…
Uncle Jimbo™
Not bad. Not bad at all.
So, this is where you’re supposed to write some self-aggrandizing thing where you talk about all the shit you’ve done in your life.
Truth is – I’m not the guy I was 10 seconds ago, let alone who I was 20 years ago.
I’m here, I’m now – and what I am NOW is a fuck of a lot more relevant to why you would or wouldn’t want to work with me.
So, here goes…
Things I Am
I’m a husband to one amazing artist and father to our 5 amazing kids.
They come first. Always.
I’m an art freak.
I have a passion for art and art history and collect and love low-brow art. My office is overflowing with paintings and prints and weird little things I’ve picked up. It inspires me.
I’m an artist.
I produce art and design and branding ideas and weird marketing schemes in my spare time (and in my “work” time.) It’s just what I do. I’d do it (and I DO do it) even if I didn’t get paid to do it. I’m a brand and design and art guy. I’ve done it for 30 years now. I’ll do it until I die.
I’m an Ordained Minister.
I can legally marry and bury you in all 50 states.
Things I’m Not
I’m not insane, and I’m not stupid.
Yeah – I do some things that leave others in my field scratching their heads, but I do these things because I know from experience that they work for me – and that they work for the folks I work well with.
I’m not going to sell you shit you don’t need.
If I don’t think we’re a fit or that you won’t benefit from what I have to offer, we’ll part ways as friends (or whatever.) This kind of goes back to the thing above – it’s gotta work for you AND for me. If we don’t work, we don’t work – and no amount of money’s going to fix it.
I’m not getting paid to be nice – I’m getting paid to be effective as fuck.
Once you get beyond my bitter, aging punk shell you’ll find a really nice dude who wants to help other nice people. But at the same time, we all live in the real world where results matter. If stepping on a toe here and there is called for, I owe it to the people I work with to step on those toes. Dig?
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