You missed out. This time.

Next time will be harder.

First clue: Eponymous Insta, Sandwich-Headed Dylan.

Answer: https://www.instagram.com/p/CWBi-9XLIHL/

It’s an image I used for a few years as part of my branding. I still do. The Insta handle is actually my name, thus eponymous.

Second clue: Yellow jumping marital aide on the Tube of You.

Answer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXjGv-g_wYo&ab_channel=JamesPMGaffney

Stupid drawing and animation I did to irritate people. You’ll find I do that a lot.

Third clue: Book of faces. Quote from Uncle Bill Burroughs. Pass: Albini, Weston & Trainer’s second slab, last cut, only of metal.

Answer: https://www.facebook.com/jamespmgaffney/posts/674287963741770

William S. Burroughs. You’ll also find I’m fascinated with Beat writers and all things trippy. It’s from “Words of Advice for Young People.” Here’s a link. It’s pretty funky. The link in that Facebook post leads you to this page – which was password protected. You had to figure out the pass above – which is…

Password: Albini, Weston & Trainer’s second slab, last cut, only of metal.

Shellac of North America – Terraform. The title is apropos of what we’re doing at Black Meta. Last song is “Copper.” That’s your password. Slab is slang for record, cut is a song, it’s the only song on the record that mentions metal. Here’s the song. It’s a banger. Shellac is one of my favorites, and Steve Albini is a big inspiration.

You would have gotten a key. You didn’t. This time. Stay tuned for your next opportunity or an invite from either Pod G or Uncle Jimbo.

Godspeed, refugees. Good luck.