BRAIN DUMP

30 Years in 30 Days

NOTHINGTOBRAND

The Brand Brain Dump.

All the secret sauce (and it’s SAUCY) in a 30 day course.

NOTHINGTOBRAND is a guided 30 day course with
72+ modules of brand know-how and do-how.

Define your audience, stake your claim and make your promise.
Get your visual house in order.
Build a killer website.
Get LOUD on social media.

No matter where you are – from startup to established brand – you’ll find more value in NOTHINGTOBRAND than you can shake a handful of Yankee Dollars at.

Who Is NOTHINGTOBRAND For?
You have a business but your brand feels like a mess
You need a website but don’t know where to start
Your social media feels random and pointless
You want clients who actually understand what you do
You’re tired of guessing and want a real system

This course works whether you’re:
Starting from scratch
Rebranding
Running an established business that needs clarity

If you have a business and want it to look legit, sound legit, and attract better customers, this is for you.

A Steal at

$397

Buy it. If you don’t see the value in the first 7 days,
I’ll shoot you a refund. No questions asked.
It’s good shit.

This is just a little bit of

WHAT YOU GET

NOTHINGTOBRAND – Uncle Jimbo’s Ultimate Brain Dump™

So much growth, so many tools, so many videos, so many downloads – you’re gonna think Your Uncle Jimbo™ has shit for brains for offering it at the low, low price of $397.

What do you get?

Well…

Week One

Your Audience & Your Brand

In week one we nail down the absolute foundation of your brand: who you are talking to, what you are saying, and why anyone should care.

You’ll define your ideal audience, sharpen your message, and craft the promise your brand makes to the world. By the end of this week you’ll have real clarity around your positioning and a set of tools that help you communicate in ways your ideal customers actually respond to.

This is the work that lets you stop guessing and start attracting the right clients using language they immediately understand.

Week Two

Your Branding & Visual Assets

Week two turns your brand into something people can actually see – and they WANT to see.

We build the visual system that represents your business, including your logo, color palette, typography, and the assets you’ll use across your website and social media. You’ll learn how to design your own logo, create branded templates, and assemble the pieces into a clean, usable brand book.

By the end of the week you’ll have a cohesive visual identity and a set of tools that let you produce on-brand content quickly and consistently.

Week Three

Your Website

In week three we build your website. Not a theoretical website or a someday website, but a real WordPress site you own and control.

You’ll walk through the same strategies and practical methods I’ve used at my agency to build hundreds of websites for real businesses. We focus on creating a site that clearly communicates your brand, works well for visitors, and plays nicely with search engines.

By the end of the week you’ll have a functioning website that represents your business properly and gives you a solid home base online.

Week Four

Your Social Media

Week four is where everything gets loud. We take the brand you’ve defined and start pushing it out into the world through social media.

You’ll learn how to build a simple, sustainable content approach that reflects your brand without feeling forced or sleazy. We’ll cover how to generate content that people actually want to engage with, how to show up consistently, and how to communicate in a way that attracts aligned clients while irritating the right competitors.

By the end of the week you’ll have a clear system for showing up online and building momentum around your brand.

Lifetime Access

New additions, updates and bonuses all the time for a lifetime.

FREE Bonus Speakers

Great add-on and bonus modules from some great folks in the branding, marketing and tech industry.

Downloads, Templates & Freebies

All sorts of downloads, printables, social media templates – you name it. All included, all continuously updated.

Take At Your Own Pace

The course is set up with a 30 day drip feed, and you can take it at your pace. Soak it all in – it’s worth it!

Brand Strategy Framework
Value: $500

Visual Branding System Training
Value: $400

Logo Design Method
Value: $300

WordPress Website Build System
Value: $800

Social Media Growth Framework
Value: $400

72+ Video Modules
Value: $600

Templates, Downloads, Tools
Value: $200

Bonus: Google Analytics Without Tears
Value: $50

Total Value: $3,250

Get it today for $397.
Price increases to $497 September 1, 2026

You’d Be Getting Off Easy at
10X the Price of

$349!!!

NOTHINGTOBRAND will blow your hair back.
If you don’t find massive value in Week 1, I’ll refund your money.
No questions, no hassle.

EXTRA CRAZY HAPPY BONUS TIME!!!

Google Analytics Without Tears

Get bonus FREE access to Kevin Polk’s fabulous 18 part Analytics course. Learn all about leveraging the power of Analytics in your website and your life. Good, good shit – and a $50 freebie. Because you needed more reason to buy?

Don’t just take my word for it…

WHAT PEOPLE SAY

I have dozens more. Not just tooting my own horn – this is good shit.

You’d Still Be Guilty of Theft at
100X the Price of

$349

NOTHINGTOBRAND is ALL value.
If you spend a week with it and still don’t dig it,
I’ll refund your purchase. No questions, no rigamarole.

Want to do something about your brand?

JUST BUY IT ALREADY

It only took me 30 years to make it.

This course is almost everything I do with people.
I just charge them a lot more to do it for them.

NOTHINGTOBRAND is a lot of the tools and methodology I’ve used in the past 30 years while working with businesses and brands. Startups, mom n’ pops, corporate megaliths (NFL, Warner Bros, Target, etc.) This is what they use. This is how they grow.

A massive brand upgrade… $349? Hell yes.

I’m not doing the false scarcity or buy now thing – but at a point in the very near future, the price of NOTHINGTOBRAND will go up exponentially. You don’t want to be caught napping. Just buy it. I’m done talking.

Get Out Your Credit Card, It’s Just

$349

Seriously. The first week alone is
worth more than the price of admission.
Don’t agree? I’ll refund you.

LISTEN…

PRICE GOES UP TO $497 on SEPTEMBER 1, 2026. Get it while the getting’s good (and cheap.)