Contraptions

These are strange little machines I built using a larger machine I built.

They’re standalone HTML mini-sites, which means the data inside them is fixed, deterministic and immune to AI interference, hallucination or gradual dumbing-down. They’re ridiculously lightweight, infinitely expandable and don’t need AI to function once they’re built.

With just 10 categories and 20 subcategories, each one can produce more than 2 million different outputs.

The interesting part isn’t really these particular machines. It’s the method behind them.

Applied properly, the same system can turn a structured pile of information into an absurd number of useful, specific outcomes, and it can be adapted to build almost anything remarkably quickly.

Even if the thing you’re building is stupid.

ESPECIALLY if it’s stupid.

Seven Degrees of Butthole Surfers

Voted the Best Occasional Informational Dump Product in West Southern West Southwest Sri-Lanka, 5 years running!

Seven Degrees of Butthole Surfers

Voted the Best Occasional Informational Dump Product in West Southern West Southwest Sri-Lanka, 5 years running!

Seven Degrees of Butthole Surfers

Voted the Best Occasional Informational Dump Product in West Southern West Southwest Sri-Lanka, 5 years running!

Seven Degrees of Butthole Surfers

Voted the Best Occasional Informational Dump Product in West Southern West Southwest Sri-Lanka, 5 years running!