ALL THE OTHER SHIT YOU PROBABLY DON’T WANT OR NEED!!!

Kernhard

Want to make your friends jealous? Show them how intelligent you are by displaying a subject that they probably know nothing about. Apparently 99.99999% of people don't have a clue about kerning and it's importance - but not you. You're special. You're intelligent. You know typography and design. You're not subject to mind games. And that's exactly why you want this shirt and will buy it right now.
$17.00$19.00

Kern Your Shit! Limited Edition for the Ladies

Want to feel superior to the folks who just don't get it? Now's your chance.

This limited edition Kern Your Shit! is perfect for covering your nudity and letting the world know that you're dead serious about fashion AND font spacing.

These shirts will be available for a limited time. Get 'em while they're hot.
$22.50$24.50

Kern Your Shit! Limited Edition Cut for the Fellas

Want to feel superior to the folks who just don’t get it? Now’s your chance.

This limited edition Kern Your Shit! is perfect for covering your nudity and letting the world know that you’re dead serious about fashion AND font spacing.

These shirts will be available for a limited time. Get ’em while they’re hot.
$23.00$26.50

Kern Your Shit! Limited Edition Coffee/Liquor Mug

Perfect for any beverage, ink pen storage or for cracking over the heads of people who ignore the immutable laws of letter spacing.

You got GOOOOOOOOOOD TASTE!
$12.95$15.95

Kern or Burn Unisex Tee

Ready to show the world how precise you are with your font treatments? Want to confuse people (99.9% of the population) that wouldn't know kerning if it bit 'em in the ass? I've got you covered.

Each shirt comes with free good vibes and a whole boatload of knowing that you're a true graphic design bad ass with an impeccable sense of fashion. Buy 1, get one for the same price as the first!
$23.00$26.50

Kern or Burn Trucker Cap

Is your name Jessica? Do you like wearing hats to cover bed head or lack of hair? We got you covered. Plus, these fabulous hats will let you show the world your superiority in letter spacing and odd graphic design nomenclature! It's a real win!
$20.50
Uncle Jimbo

James PM Gaffney

919-353-8382

Hickory, North Carolina
United States