UNPREDICTABLE BEHAVIORS PRODUCE UNEXPECTED PROFITS!
Lean In To Your WEIRD!!!
When you BREAK LOOSE and step into the FULLNESS OF DEVIANCE™ you – YES, YOU – can profit not only financially, but on a VIBRATIONAL AND COSMIC LEVEL!
By disobeying THEIR LAWS™ and twisting your presence into their SOFT WAYS OF DOING THINGS “RIGHT,” you naturally attract, call in and organize other truth-seekers, freaks, malcontents and Superior Mutants JUST LIKE YOU!
Explore the ZEN OF STUPIDITY!
Follow your follies and compulsions to a land of riches and that soul-satisfying TINGLING SENSATION YOU GET ONLY FROM TELLING THE MARKETING WORLD TO LICK YOUR NUT SACK!!!*
Stop Playing It Safe Like THEM!
Step Out of Line!
*I mean that in the metaphorical sense. You may or may not have a nut sack. Whatever. Also, if you have a tingling sensation in your nut sack, get that checked out. I’m not a doctor, but that’s prolly not good.